{"id":1672,"date":"2013-03-27T07:00:47","date_gmt":"2013-03-27T06:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=1672"},"modified":"2024-02-01T18:38:23","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T17:38:23","slug":"oh-diese-muetter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2013\/03\/oh-diese-muetter\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, diese M\u00fctter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1702.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><br \/>\nFrau Kluger sitzt mit ihrer Nachbarin im Park, ihren Kinderwagen wippend.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eIch\u201c, philosophiert sie, \u201ekann gar nicht verstehen, mit welcher Begeisterung alle jungen M\u00fctter immer auf die Sch\u00f6nheit ihres Nachwuchses hinweisen. Wenn mein Baby nicht sch\u00f6n w\u00e4re, w\u00fcrde ich das sofort zugeben.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Frau Kluger sitzt mit ihrer Nachbarin im Park, ihren Kinderwagen wippend. \u201eIch\u201c, philosophiert sie, \u201ekann gar nicht verstehen, mit welcher Begeisterung alle jungen M\u00fctter immer auf die Sch\u00f6nheit ihres Nachwuchses hinweisen. 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